I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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