I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
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