Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn't mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
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