you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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