but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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