if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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