went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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