This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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