i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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