I was being carried out of the bar, but then my friend saw Pat who just got kicked out scaling the wall to sneak back in, so he carried me back in, sat me on the bar stool, and the bartender just let us all keep drinking.
Being persistent has its perks my friend.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
Randomize
