but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
there is another microwave in the elevator.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
Randomize