Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
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