if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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