If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
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