Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
