She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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