I had a dream last night that Anthony Bourdain gave me a vibrator.
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
i now understand why vodka
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
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