Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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