i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
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