Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
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