You got in a fight last night?
Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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