i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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