Nicole vs. Life
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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