I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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