We're facebook friends in real life
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Randomize
