Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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