the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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