So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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