if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
You need Xanax blowdarts
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Randomize
