sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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