Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
Randomize
