How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
I didn't notice because vodka
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
I just gargled with NyQuil
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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