when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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