She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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