yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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