You made me cry and you don't even care
This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
