So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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