i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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