So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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