We're like a lot better than the average bears
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
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