Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
Randomize
