Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
Tried to buy Xanax from my boss last night. Wrong Mike.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
Randomize
