i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
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