She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I want to make a zoo with you.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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