i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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