he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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