no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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