Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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