well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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