They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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